The Heat

The heat is on. So to speak. It is soooooo HOT! Its face melting, hair hardening, gut crunching, ball sweating hot! I woke up with a cool head and it all changed right after I stepped out of the  bath. I was hugged by a wall of heat and as you may guess, it was downhill after that. The heat today was like doing laundry on a rainy day. It just is shitty.

To make matters worse, the wife and I had a whole itinerary planned out. Things we had to do that were not by choice but obligation so even if we didn’t want to, we had to brave the desert like heat. So after being greeted by a wall of heat out of the bathroom, I was sweatdressing (my newly coined word for sweating while dressing up). Imagine putting antperspirant on a perspiring armpit or deodorizing an already odorfilled armpit. It was like applying deodorant on sweat. Kind of beats the purpose. Like this is not even the main point of dismay here. So off we go. We embarked on our proud “Grimey 1″ which at this time doubled as an oven. An oven for cooking rice cakes. Heat from above and heat from the bottom. I swear.

Apologies for this bombardment of negativity, I know you understand how I feel.

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